I got a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said: Remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells lovely.
A broad collection of random thoughts and ideas, usually driven by boredom and too much chocolate and/or diet coke. Humorous, serious, interesting, boring, divulging, venting, angry, odd, amusing, helpful (or not)...and more. You never know what you'll get here! It's been said: If it crosses my mind, it'll come out my mouth! (Or in this case, the ends of my fingers!) I refuse to be prim and proper, so be prepared to possibly be offended occassionally. With that....welcome!
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